Sexiest rib in the world…broken

Actor, director and serial model dater George Clooney was involved in a motorcycle accident Friday.

Clooney suffered a broken rib and scrapes while his passenger, Sarah Larson, broke her foot in the 3:30 p.m. collision. The two were treated at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen and released. Clooney (left) and Larson were traveling north and sped up to pass on the right of a 1999 Mazda Millenia that was preparing to make a right turn, said Weehawken police Sgt. Sean Kelly. Both were wearing helmets.

While no one has been charged in the incident, police and tabloid reporters are looking to question Brittney Spears for her involvement on the incident. “We will get to the bottom of this” said an anonymous source.

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Still searching for the real killers…

The quest to find the real killers of his beloved ex-wife and her friend has led O.J. Simpson down a dark and seedy path. Believing the killers had somehow infiltrated legalized gambling, Mr. Simpson had gotten involved with a complicated “Oceans 11 -13″ type plan that would eventually lead to their downfall and capture. However, good intentions often leads to bad behavior.

Now investigators are questioning his involvement in an heist. The money undoubtedly was to be used to pay retributions to the Goldman family.

When asked to make a statement to the press, Mr. Simpson (left) politely refused, stating “All questions will be answered in my upcoming book ‘Oops, I Did It Again.”

Trying to change the subject, he added, “How about that Brittany Spears at the VMA’s…..talk about “Oops, I Did It Again.”

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